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Yeah.... shit, man. I'm back.
I had a bit of a stay in Florida where I was trying to find an apartment but that crap was expensive so I moved someplace that had much cheaper cost-of-living.. Arkansas. But not "home" in Arkansas; completely across the state from my whole family so that I'm closer but still not so close. I AM banging the drums again. I am in a band: the infamous Hillrod. They have a tribe page and a website www.hillrod.net but the page is old and I am nowhere to be spoken of in all of it yet, but it doesn't matter cuz we're playing, getting the shit together and soon (hopefully very very soon) we'll probably bust out a gig. I'm chillin in an apartment that has water and electricity and not much else. (I am wirelessly intercepting someone's internet signal which is not a good thing, I don't think, but it comes in and out and it's just til I get a more permanent solution because -- ) without cable I'm about to go nuts cuz I have no idea what's going on on TV. I guess I am addicted but mostly I just wish I had Cartoon Network -- but why pay $60 just for that??
My apartment is a mess. Total bachelor pad with crap laying everywhere and the furniture is "freeform." Yes, that's a feng shui technique I developed that means "The furniture goes where the hell I want it or wherever it fits." aaaand I don't have much furniture. I have two recliners, a futon, and a TV-stand thing and that's IT... oh, and a $10 little stand I bought at WalMart, hah.
Only thing that sucks lately is that my neighbors are tweakers. Argh! Anyone read all those entries about my stupid doped-up friends? Well these people are frighteningly similar. However, because they aren't my friends, I have found it far easier to tell them off. I don't like being mean to people, but when the fuel pump on their truck went out, I knew I had to become Mr Asshole to prevent constant demands like "Hey, take me to work." Naw, they don't even ask, they just told me yesterday, "The truck is fucked up and... I have to go to work." Well, good luck taking the bus! Or you need to walk, you better start kinda early cuz it's sort of a long way on foot! They even have the bawls to ask me occasionally if they can USE my car!?!? WTF ARE you smoking that you'd think someone you barely know is gonna loan you their car!!? Yesterday they came over and started arguing - not pointlessly bickering but violently arguing - in my apartment and I rose my voice over them and said, "HEEEEY! I don't need to hear that bullshit, get it out of my apartment and take it outside or back to your place cuz I don't wanna fuckin hear it," which was a reasonable request, eh? The girl had the nerve to say, "Fuck you!" and goddamn in front of her husband I stood up and said, "No!! Fuck you!! I hear enough of ya'lls stupid bullshit through the ceiling all the time without ya'll bringing it down here so both of you get the fuck out." That was just yesterday, and you know they have not bothered me once yet? It's only 10a yet but they are usually up my ass anywhere from 6-8am. They come banging on my door and ringing my doorbell: <DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG> in quick successsion.....
Hehe, yesterday was funny though cuz Joe came over (see Joe's out-of-date profile at the Hillrod tribe) and was doing his "impression" of my neighbors. I had had enough of them that day as it was (what with the bitching them out and all) and I ENFLAMED. I jumped up and ran over to the door and went >BAM!< and then heard a laugh! That pissed me off more cuz the motherfucker thought it was funny -- but when I realized it was Joe, I had to do everything I could to laugh myself cuz I almost attacked the person on the other side of that door! I'm pretty sure that Joe knows now... never to do that again.
I can't think of much else. I already mentioned the bestest-news (the band) and the worstest-news (stupid neighbors) but I currently can't think of anything to rant much about. I could probably go on about the neighbors quite a bit more but.. I won't cuz they are leaving me alone and I am enjoying the peace.
As for "breaking the hearts" Stephania, I am still working.. on that..
[FAST BREAKING UPDATE]
Holy shit, they just called me. 10 mins after I said they were leaving me alone today, she just called wanting a ride to get her paycheck but she did offer me gas and the difference between them getting their rent paid or not now hangs in the balance. (A) I don't give a shit if they pay their rent on time cuz I want them gone.. but (B) I'm SOO nice that I feel bad about them getting kicked out and having to find another place - AND in the time it takes them to move out, ima have to put up with shit like helping them move and hearing them bitch and it'll more or less boil down to how it was "my" fault that they couldn't pay their rent... and that's just a bunch of bullshit I'd have to deal with. But really, how much am I willing to deal with to get rid of them? We'll found out later... <END>
I had a bit of a stay in Florida where I was trying to find an apartment but that crap was expensive so I moved someplace that had much cheaper cost-of-living.. Arkansas. But not "home" in Arkansas; completely across the state from my whole family so that I'm closer but still not so close. I AM banging the drums again. I am in a band: the infamous Hillrod. They have a tribe page and a website www.hillrod.net but the page is old and I am nowhere to be spoken of in all of it yet, but it doesn't matter cuz we're playing, getting the shit together and soon (hopefully very very soon) we'll probably bust out a gig. I'm chillin in an apartment that has water and electricity and not much else. (I am wirelessly intercepting someone's internet signal which is not a good thing, I don't think, but it comes in and out and it's just til I get a more permanent solution because -- ) without cable I'm about to go nuts cuz I have no idea what's going on on TV. I guess I am addicted but mostly I just wish I had Cartoon Network -- but why pay $60 just for that??
My apartment is a mess. Total bachelor pad with crap laying everywhere and the furniture is "freeform." Yes, that's a feng shui technique I developed that means "The furniture goes where the hell I want it or wherever it fits." aaaand I don't have much furniture. I have two recliners, a futon, and a TV-stand thing and that's IT... oh, and a $10 little stand I bought at WalMart, hah.
Only thing that sucks lately is that my neighbors are tweakers. Argh! Anyone read all those entries about my stupid doped-up friends? Well these people are frighteningly similar. However, because they aren't my friends, I have found it far easier to tell them off. I don't like being mean to people, but when the fuel pump on their truck went out, I knew I had to become Mr Asshole to prevent constant demands like "Hey, take me to work." Naw, they don't even ask, they just told me yesterday, "The truck is fucked up and... I have to go to work." Well, good luck taking the bus! Or you need to walk, you better start kinda early cuz it's sort of a long way on foot! They even have the bawls to ask me occasionally if they can USE my car!?!? WTF ARE you smoking that you'd think someone you barely know is gonna loan you their car!!? Yesterday they came over and started arguing - not pointlessly bickering but violently arguing - in my apartment and I rose my voice over them and said, "HEEEEY! I don't need to hear that bullshit, get it out of my apartment and take it outside or back to your place cuz I don't wanna fuckin hear it," which was a reasonable request, eh? The girl had the nerve to say, "Fuck you!" and goddamn in front of her husband I stood up and said, "No!! Fuck you!! I hear enough of ya'lls stupid bullshit through the ceiling all the time without ya'll bringing it down here so both of you get the fuck out." That was just yesterday, and you know they have not bothered me once yet? It's only 10a yet but they are usually up my ass anywhere from 6-8am. They come banging on my door and ringing my doorbell: <DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG> in quick successsion.....
Hehe, yesterday was funny though cuz Joe came over (see Joe's out-of-date profile at the Hillrod tribe) and was doing his "impression" of my neighbors. I had had enough of them that day as it was (what with the bitching them out and all) and I ENFLAMED. I jumped up and ran over to the door and went >BAM!< and then heard a laugh! That pissed me off more cuz the motherfucker thought it was funny -- but when I realized it was Joe, I had to do everything I could to laugh myself cuz I almost attacked the person on the other side of that door! I'm pretty sure that Joe knows now... never to do that again.
I can't think of much else. I already mentioned the bestest-news (the band) and the worstest-news (stupid neighbors) but I currently can't think of anything to rant much about. I could probably go on about the neighbors quite a bit more but.. I won't cuz they are leaving me alone and I am enjoying the peace.
As for "breaking the hearts" Stephania, I am still working.. on that..
[FAST BREAKING UPDATE]
Holy shit, they just called me. 10 mins after I said they were leaving me alone today, she just called wanting a ride to get her paycheck but she did offer me gas and the difference between them getting their rent paid or not now hangs in the balance. (A) I don't give a shit if they pay their rent on time cuz I want them gone.. but (B) I'm SOO nice that I feel bad about them getting kicked out and having to find another place - AND in the time it takes them to move out, ima have to put up with shit like helping them move and hearing them bitch and it'll more or less boil down to how it was "my" fault that they couldn't pay their rent... and that's just a bunch of bullshit I'd have to deal with. But really, how much am I willing to deal with to get rid of them? We'll found out later... <END>
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